Author Archives: Ramona

My Leaving New York Essay™

When I had a few months left before leaving New York, I decided to make list of all of the things I wanted to do before I left. I know this is called a bucket list, but I think the … Continue reading

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Observe and Reproach: On Living With Your Parents

Living with parents is nice, except it’s weird to have people constantly observing your every move. “Is that a second glass of wine?” “Who’s calling you?” “Are you going to put the cheese away?” “Why did you sleep so late?” … Continue reading

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Hot Couple Fight

Two years ago a hot couple sat down next to me at a restaurant. I was eating alone, and hated them immediately, because come on hot couple. But then miraculously, they started fighting. Like right away. Like maybe they had … Continue reading

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Splitting the Check

There is no greater horror (in a life with few horrors) than getting the check after dining or drinking with a large group of people. The worst worst time is when everyone has cash except for you, so they’re like … Continue reading

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Everything I Know About Love I Learned from An Airplane Safety Video

Take a moment to find the exit nearest you, and remember it may be behind you. Sometimes we overlook the most obvious potential mates because they are behind us, and we can’t see out the backs of our heads. Make it … Continue reading

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That’s Not a Selfie: 13 Ways to Tell if You’re Looking at a Selfie or a Not-Selfie

The word “selfie” has only been in the dictionary for a month, but for many people, the definition has already changed from “an image of oneself taken by oneself” to simply “an image.” Just because a photo was shared on … Continue reading

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Let’s get drinks like yesterday.

How long has it been? It’s crazy! The fact that it’s been so long since I’ve seen yo face is a crime. It is seriously a criminal act. Someone should be arrested. Someone should be shot!! Haha, but if you … Continue reading

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On Online Shopping

You receive it and open the box with excitement and trepidation. There is always some trepidation of course, because there’s always some aspect of the item that you couldn’t fully comprehend online. Something that required holding it in your hands, … Continue reading

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big screen debut

Last weekend, my friend who does casting agent for a reality TV show called “Who’s Your [Redacted]” (It’s not out yet and I’m not sure if, whatever, I don’t want to get in trouble) but she asked me to come … Continue reading

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there’s no such thing as “writing a screenplay.” There’s only not writing a screenplay or having already written one. Everything else is make believe.

My friend Allison and I had decided to write a screenplay. So she came over after work, and first we had to buy a bottle of wine, because it had been a long Monday. In order to do so we … Continue reading

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